.S.P.A.C.E. Leaked Document The following data comes from a highly-classified document discovered by accident in the restricted parts of the UAC Offices. On no accounts must this information fall into enemy hands. Colonel Raul Mew - .S.P.A.C.E. HIGHLY-CLASSIFIED, TOP PRIORITY File #670025 - Formation of the Legion of Meta-Mammals Dictated by Fleet Admiral Rygar Blade and transcribed by Secretary Diana Thyme. The settlement of Vomit City was constructed purely to keep superheroes hidden from the war prior to the Martian invasions. These heroes were kept busy by producing undergarments for the common market, but their gifted powers could be of use to the .S.P.A.C.E. in the war against the Toad Empire, perhaps as a vast army of "super- soldiers" superior to the manpower and technology of regular troops. With their powers put to use for the war effort, an army of super- soldiers may be more effective than a standard infantry. This army of super-soldiers will be thus designated as "The Legion of Meta-Mammals". As their appointed leader, I appoint Ensign Andrew Michael Norris II as its' leader, for he has had experience in such a field. Also, I appoint the rank of First Lieutenant to the aforementioned ensign. He will immediately be given this and his appointed position upon his recovery from the effects of Martian brainwashing. Although there have been questions raised regarding this mans' sanity, I shall only act should he have a relapse, in which case another commanding officer will be appointed. The following list is of the first batch of superheroes from Vomit City that will serve in the new Legion, accompanied by their power, alias and position in military terms. THE TEAM Supertwerp - Flight and Super-Strength - Clark Kilt - Airborne Assault Kommandant Kansas - Laser Vision - Buddy Wolfgang - Infantry Lieutenant 5th Avenue - Starbolts - Matt Brooklyn - Infantry Spiderminx - Wall-Crawling and Webs - Carol Cursor - Infantry Absurdgirl - Flight and Soundwaves - Bonnie Stella - Airborne Assault Wonder Wench - Super-Strength - Dana Baron - Sabotage Lieutenant Frenetic - Psychic Ability - Mark Panicker - Espionage Copper-Age Megaton Man - Atomic Manipulation - Barclay Phoug - Decoy Manouvers Mr. Insensible - Super-Strength - Rob Carr - Sabotage Amazing Girl - Sonic Powers - Linda McZillon - Infantry Captain Superhero - Flight - Byron Bullock - Reconnaisance Heroman - Super-Strength - Ted Toddington - Infantry Hero Girl - Invisibility and X-Ray Vision - Arabelle Robinson - Espionage Kid-Hero - Fire-Powers - Fergus Bounder - Infantry Herowoman - Stealth - Annie Richards - Sabotage THE GLOOM PATROL Mentol - Psychic Ability - Pete Nighter - Espionage Stretchwoman - Elasticity - Sita Nadrei - Infantry Bronze Braveman - Heavily-Armoured - Rocky Silvers - Infantry Positive Man - Energy Powers - Michael Jamestown - Infantry Beak Boy - Flight - Gary Lockham - Reconnaisance British Bloke - Invisibility - Horatio Smythe - Espionage Atomic Benny - Focussed Radiation Burst - Benny Kristen - Sabotage American Guy - No Powers - Sam Flagg - Espionage Silver Spooner - Light Powers - Malcolm Cutler - Decoy Manouvers Icy-Kull - Ice Powers - Brian Miles - Decoy Manouvers Church Belle - Sonic Powers - Belle Clements - Infantry Miss Aniverse - Flight - Jasmine Stewart - Airborne Assault Batperson - No Powers - Brus Whine - Espionage Miss Batperson - No Powers - Brenda Wane - Radio Operations Kid-Batperson - Super-Speed - Barry Wine - Infantry Captain Batperson - No Powers - Bernard Wayne - Radio Operations Batperson Thursday - Flight - Bjorn Wijne - Decoy Manouvers Lieutenant Batperson - No Powers - Barney Waite - Decoy Manouvers Batperson Girl - Flight - Barbara Goatt - Reconnaisance Das Herrliebe (The Loveman) - Archery Expert - Heinrich von Cupid - Infantry Kaptain Albania - Super-Strength - Grace Ravill - Counter Measures The Human Soap - Cleansing Powers (?) - Bubbles Lather - Decoy Manouvers Captain Desert-Island - Underwater Ability - Sandy Beach - Counter Measures Coughman - Sonic Cough (?) - Kenny Efforts - Infantry The Green Listener - Superior Hearing Abilities - Paul Trumpet - Radio Operations Wonderfulman - Stealth - Billy East - Counter Measures TOTAL NUMBER OF HEROES: 14 Female, 26 Male GRAND TOTAL: 40 Superheroes Should this fraction of the Vomit City populous prove successful following combat training and theory work, we shall see if the Meta- Mammals will become full-time soldiers to the war. For the benefit of those unfamiliar with superhero terms, many of these supers prefer to date their history by "ages". With thanks to Supertwerp (listed above), the dating can be demonstrated as below. Please note that these years are in HUMAN years, and not Aniversial years. GOLDEN AGE: 1943 - 1960 SILVER AGE: 1961 - 1979 BRONZE AGE: 1980 - 2009 COPPER AGE: 2010 - 2028 STONE AGE: 2029 - 2046 ICE AGE: 2047 - 2068 To be passed to all relevant departments upon signature and completion of required forms attached to this document. Fleet Admiral Sir Rygar Emmanuel Blade - Admiral of the Fleet for the .S.P.A.C.E. - Knight of the Golden Shield of Proxemis IV